Star Wars Gangsta Rap 2
A music video featuring some of your favorite or perhaps not so favorite Star Wars characters like youve never seen them before.
IMPORTANT NOTE This video is not mine, and I do not take any credit for it.
Here are the lyrics (although please note that they are not absolutely correct, as I do not have confirmation from the artists). From now on, any comments asking for the lyrics will simply be removed. I will not insult you even if you are stupid and ignorant enough to deserve it.
Admiral
This is Admiral Biatch to base camp,
it seems the stormtroopers have gone on strike
and I have no experience with this type of shit.
Who should I call for help?
Vader
Its the V to the A to the D-E-R (Vader!)
Reconstructin the Death Star!
With my slick suede suit thats black like tar,
Fucking you up no matter who you are!
Palpatine
Tell them motherfuckers bout this here Dark Side!
Pull up on your planet, Death Star drive-by!
And well beat the Rebels cause their skills aint shit!
Vader
And in my TIE Fighter, Zig-zags stay lit!
Yoda
Oh, shit! Yoda on the scene,
900 year fiend smoking Dagobah green!
Bitches on my tip, like Lando on liquor.
Lando
Ah, youre just jealous cause my black dicks thicker.
Chewbacca
*Wookie yell*
Lando
Yo! Tell em Chewie, last night
I had Leia all drunk wanting to do me.
Luke
Shut the fuck up man! Leias my sister!
The only thing youre getting is a beat-off blister.
Ben Kenobi
Luke! Use the force before
intercourse, but Luke!
Dont forget! Bitches aint nothing but hos and tricks!
(Ohh!)
Luke
Obi-Wan, Im the top gun! (top gun)
The chosen one, hotter than both suns!
Vader aint shit, his heads cut up and split!
Hes slower than the first Pentium chip!
(Dark Side!)
Vader
No one brings it worse to this fuckin universe!
(Rebels!)
Luke
You know well fucking win, cause well fight to the end!
(Dark Side!)
Palpatine
I can feel the anger dwelling within you!
(Rebels!)
Yoda
You also feel Vaders dick in you. BIATCH!
*Incomprehensible Huttese Jabba rap*
Han Solo
Jabba, you aint nothing but a fat-ass slug!
Fake gold chains? You sorry-ass thug!
Sittin in your palace with your blue-headed whore,
trap door to the Rancor. *sound of someone falling*
C3PO
Oh, my, goodness gracious me!
Im a gay mans golden fantasy!
Programmed for homo-ecstasy,
ten million forms of gay positioning.
For my golden shower, you must pay a fee,
but R2-D2 gives it up for free. *R2-d2 squeaks*
R2-D2, watch your language!
Always having kotu with robotic strangers!
Jar Jar Binks
Meesa like to drink and smoke all night!
Meesa like to fight and fucka yo wife.
Meesa no care cause meesa so dumb.
Meesa will fuck you with me tongue.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Meesa wants some cause meesa wanna cum! Yorumlar: Jordan0and0Mattllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
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ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
death star drive by????!!!!!
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