McDonalds The Rap
The best part of making this video was the fact I got to eat the props. Except the bottled water. Im a Grimace cup kind of dude.
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Sittin on the couch with the morning post
With a cold cup of coffee and some boring toast
Thinkin Im-a change it up, yeah thats always fun
What you reckon, Remz? A McDonalds run
So we hit the couch cushions, need some dollars, friend
Yo, I found a five. Man, thats Canadian.
How bout a loonie? A twonie? A spoon or The Goonies?
Oh, its 10 25. Dude, you gotta move, G.
Got the cash, got the car, got the pedal to the floor
Speed limits 25, but Im doing 34
Going drive-thru style, man its fast express
You can call it trans fat, I call it happiness
Roll up to the teller fella with a minute to spare
Frenchy with a headset, "can I take your order?"
A McGriddle with a little sweet and sour there, son
A McMuffin, then be stuffin muffins up in my trunk
Then a tray or two of hotcakes, man I cant decide, uh...
Alls I know is hit them things with Aunt Jemimah
How bout an egg fajita for some Texas flavor
No drama but my momma wants a breakfast bagel
Dont forget my #4, or therell be hell to spend
And I want them eggs poached like an elephant
Frenchy back on the line, "is that all your order?"
No it aint, fool, I want a Coca-Cola!
Get my cup of Coke and Im-a start a riot
Cuz on the cup lid, dude depressed the "diet"
Check his shirt tag, and I catch the name
Brian, I aint tryin to drink aspartame
Sittin on the couch, bout an hour later
Pickin at a pouch of some Now n Laters
Hardly starving, man, but I find a hunch
Start the car up fast because its time for lunch
It just takes two bucks and I get what I need
Two beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese
"Supersize Me" said hes had enough of it
But how is it bad for my heart if Im in love with it?
If you never had McDonalds, heck, well dude you should
Its a party, like a Hardees, except the food is good
Just dont get a large #2, I plead with you friend
Cuz itll be a large #2 when you see it again
Enter the store, first you holla, then you
Pick a couple items off the dollar menu
Four hot McNuggets, dessert with custard
Mix the sweet n sour with a squirt of mustard.
A Big Mac attack, you can max the lettuce
Paying aint a pain, they take cash or credit
Want a water? You can pay up there for spring
Or get the free Grimace cup--how embarassing
They say, "youre playing with a cardiac arrest, my boy"
Only thing bad for my hearts when they forget my toy
Now Im-a have a milkshake, but before you rant
Its made of shamrocks--now thats a plant
People say its bad, but I dont believe them
McDonalds is peace--just ask Tom Friedman
Momma catch me with a zine, and shes screaming "stop!
Dont you worry, Mom, its just my man Ray Kroc
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